:bf: bop beep oof doo bep.
:d2dnervous: Sir, you must be mistaken!
:d2dnervous: This door is certainly not yours!
:bf: beep boop bop.
:d2d: I would never steal from a potential customer!
:bf: bap bedoop?
:d2dshocked: Screwdriver?
:d2dyeet: HRNGH
:d2dnervous: What screwdriver?
:d2d: I assure you sir, one of these doors must entice you.