:dad: Welcome to the fair! The one and only place for weirdos alike!
:dad: My name's Clownso pleasure to meet ya
:dad: We have the biggest attraction in the local area
:dad: That being your mom
:bf: Beep bap skidi bop
:dad: What's that? You're on a date with your girlfriend?
:dad: Oh, and I see she brought her physically impossible to carry speaker set
:dad: How about a little song to commemorate your stay then?